"Action Will Be Taken" by Heinrich Böll
"Action Will Be Taken" ("Es wird etwas geschehen") is a brilliant satirical short story by the Nobel Prize-winning German author Heinrich Böll, published in 1954. It is a sharp, ironic critique of modern industrial society, corporate culture, and the post-WWII German economic miracle (Wirtschaftswunder), where busyness was often equated with worth. Summary The story is told in the first person by an unnamed narrator. The narrator introduces himself as someone constitutionally unsuited for hard work. He has an innate inclination toward "inaction" and contemplation. However, due to severe financial distress, he is forced to look for a job. He applies for a position at a large, bustling factory owned by a man also named Wunsiedel. The factory’s core philosophy is encapsulated in its aggressive slogans: "Action will be taken!" and "Let’s have action!" During the job interview, the narrator realizes that the environment rewards the appeara...